so the other day while surfing for furniture and various garbage on craigslist. i came across the most peculiar listing in the "free" section.

a free trampoline, fireworks and liquor.

i obviously wasn't in my right mind while reading it because any other day i would have been ALL OVER THAT SHIT! hello?! that's an instant party. (apparently the guy had decided to stop drinking and the trampoline and fireworks would only fuel his desire)