so i lost a knife. one of my favorite knives too. i don't understand where it went. i had it the other day to cut the splendid asiago cheese bread that jon's mom gave us. i remember i had to leave the house in a hurry right after i made it so i accidentally left the butter out too. when i got home i threw away the butter and that's all i remember. i riffled through the garbage once already the other day and then again today. it's nowhere to be found.

on another note, after riffling through the garbage again (ewwww...should have done it before i threw away the coffee grounds) i was studying the "pantry" as i sometimes do because it's frikkin weird. and i saw "pantry" because it poses like it's a pantry, but then you open up the door and...well...see below exhibits a-d.

exhibit a: the first obscure thing i saw. an onion and a mini football. why not?

exhibit b: i always knew there was a hole in the bathroom that connected to the "pantry", but hey!, a razor!

exhibit c: there's the smoke detector i've been looking for. good thing it's next to the fire extinguisher because it doesn't have any batteries in it.

exhibit d: and what's a "pantry" without gum?