i have what jon calls a "black thumb". for some reason i cannot keep plants alive unless they are cactii or pathos plants. that's because cactii don't really need water and pathos plants can live in water.

i don't know how this happened. i studied four years of biology including botany. my whole family can grow plants so i know it's not a genetic thing, although maybe i have some weird mutation. either that or the plants are ganging up on me for being vegetarian.